Thursday, March 15, 2012

Featuring Flavored Floss

The advertisement for this floss made it sound like you could feel more motivated to floss if your floss had the "amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon".  I'm not sold, however, giving it more thought, I guess I do feel like brushing my teeth and flossing when I have the after-taste of bacon, that filmy, savory taste that isn't content to stay in my mouth, but permeates the fabric of my clothing and attaches itself to furniture and the air in my house like lichen.
Really this is for the single ladies seeking competing cohorts of cavemen.  What better way to get him to pop his heel during your first kiss?  Best stick with mint, in my opinion, but here is the website if you're interested.  Apparently there is a whole line of scents and other bacon products for that guy you think will only like you if you appeal to his hunger for crispy pork fat.
 http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Floss.html

In all seriousness, though, bacon or other flavor, floss will help you prevent decay and gum disease.  The bacteria we all carry around in our mouths needs only roughly twelve hours to begin building colonies, and the colonies are taking minerals from your teeth even before the twelve hours.  So, at least once per day, make sure you floss.

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